Put you seatbelts on, because the next couple of months are going to get bumpy. If you are like me, then Christmas means only one thing to you anymore. It means that your house is going to be full of half of your family and none of them have the inclination to get a hotel room. "Why spend money when we have our baby to stay with? You don't mind, do you?" Yes! I do mind! I'm just never going to say that to you because I love you! I will, however, devise this excellent scheme to offend you into spending the Holiday somewhere else using offensive Holiday apparel.
There is a whole world of naughty Christmas tees available right now on the Internet that would turn your mother green with worry and your father red with anger, which just so happens to be the traditional colors of Christmas. If you get some of these shirts now, you can wear them this Christmas and change the landscape for Christmas seasons to come.
I'm not saying that you should buy a Christmas tee that's blatantly vulgar, though those types of shirts certainly exist. If you feel the need to take it to extremes, then you can certain find one of these terrible t-shirt designs and wear it proudly.
A better option would probably be a Christmas tee that blatantly ridicules Christmas and the spirit of the season. If you buy one that is funny enough, you can play off the whole thing as a joke. Wearing a t-shirt with Santa on it asking "Where My Ho's At?" might be just the right thing you need.
When you nonchalantly wear a Christmas tee like this around your family members, then it will most likely spark up a conversation about the appropriateness of your attire. At this point, you just tell them that this is your house and you'll celebrate Christmas any way you want to. If your parents, sisters, brothers, or aunts want to control how the holiday is celebrated, then they should probably host the family gathering at their home next year. See? All it takes is a little intestinal fortitude and a bit of guidance.
There is a whole world of naughty Christmas tees available right now on the Internet that would turn your mother green with worry and your father red with anger, which just so happens to be the traditional colors of Christmas. If you get some of these shirts now, you can wear them this Christmas and change the landscape for Christmas seasons to come.
I'm not saying that you should buy a Christmas tee that's blatantly vulgar, though those types of shirts certainly exist. If you feel the need to take it to extremes, then you can certain find one of these terrible t-shirt designs and wear it proudly.
A better option would probably be a Christmas tee that blatantly ridicules Christmas and the spirit of the season. If you buy one that is funny enough, you can play off the whole thing as a joke. Wearing a t-shirt with Santa on it asking "Where My Ho's At?" might be just the right thing you need.
When you nonchalantly wear a Christmas tee like this around your family members, then it will most likely spark up a conversation about the appropriateness of your attire. At this point, you just tell them that this is your house and you'll celebrate Christmas any way you want to. If your parents, sisters, brothers, or aunts want to control how the holiday is celebrated, then they should probably host the family gathering at their home next year. See? All it takes is a little intestinal fortitude and a bit of guidance.
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